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Sex Therapy For Men

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i>Creating Casanova
By Letitcia

ISBN: 978-1-84747-589-3
Published: 2008
Pages: 60
Key Themes: sex guide for men, humorous critique of men, female humour, sex professionl, authobiographical

WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT

Description

Letitcia takes her years of experience and wittily puts them across in the form of a sexual guide of "dos and don'ts" for gents of all experiences, preferences and ages. Ideal for men who want to learn how to please their ladies or for women who want their men to learn, or equally for women who just want another opportunity to laugh at the ineptitude of men!

About the Author

About The Author Born in Norfolk and brought up as a Catholic, Letitcia, whose own family had a predisposition towards anxiety/depression, was determined not to live a life of quiet desperation. After a series of mind numbing jobs (including working for Her Majesty's Inspector of Taxes), she chose to live a life of joyful hedonism/debauchery and found being a global erotic service provider was the perfect lifestyle to stave off the blues.

Letitcia lives in Brighton, where she is regarded as an icon, celebrity, and local hero, and is a well loved woman! She enjoys indecently young men, and heavy rock music!!

Book Extract

‘I’VE GIVEN YOU THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE’—well ‘whose fault is that’ I ask.

We are all the captains of our own ship and while I am not suggesting disembarkation at the first sign of inclement weather, we are surely grown up enough to face the fact that we boarded the wrong boat to start with!!!!
I once childishly stayed with a beau who was on two years of borrowed time……simply because I wanted to make his hatchet faced mother eat the words: ‘you will never marry my son’
What an idiot, they were my years and I relinquished them in a youthful strop.
I have met people that have sacrificed their entire lives because they do not want to lose chattels, and the carefully drawn network of friends.

A LITTLE SAMPLE FROM LETITCIA'S ALPHABET OF WISDOM:

r) Rimming
It is a well known fact that most men love being rimmed around the anus.
That is where your nerve endings are centred.
Do not get into a ‘Does that make me a homosexual?’ debate.
If she does it, she will do it to please you, not to get into the semantics of sexuality.
AGAIN, WATCH YOUR HYGIENE!!
Do NOT return the favour unless asked, it does nothing for us generally and some women find it a little weird.

s) Sex in the morning
When you wake up with a hard on, it is NOT because you are overcome with desire for your lady; it is just a blood flow thing.
Stop pushing the damn thing half way up her back when she is trying to have her last half hour of kip.
It is very annoying and not always the best start to the day.
Some people do not ‘get going’ till midday, so don’t force the issue because your cock is vying for attention.
Bung one out in the bathroom and make her breakfast instead.
t) Tea bagging your testicles
This can only be done if the lady is lying down, but being smothered in knackers until you choke is not necessarily pleasurable.
Some balls are bigger than others and just because you have seen it on the porn channels, it does not mean it is something that is easily do-able.
If the lady porn stars are smiling…IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID TO LOOK AS IF THEY ARE ENJOYING IT.


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This product was added to our catalog on Saturday 16 February, 2008.